Today at work we were having an extremely slow day so I took the liberty to make myself some coffee. Mistake. I made the coffee and it was melt your face off hot so I brought it up to the counter to cool. I took my phone out and replied to a text and as I shut my phone, it just kind of escaped from my hand and *plop* right into my coffee. I just stood there and said “This. This is my life.”
When I leave this place, which I plan on doing, I’ll tell you all about it and tittle it, “Free Bird: The story of a really sheltered girl about to get bitch slapped by the real world”
This is a text from my boss. She is not very good at texting… I run our stores facebook and this week we are trying to sell bras and panties She saw the add I put up on facebook and texted me, wanting to let me know she liked it. Too funny.
Today at work I was checking out a customer and her children were with her. The son was saying something in spanish to his mother over and over to her but I just couldn’t make out what he wanted to say. As I walked around the counter to hand her her bag, the boy spoke up and he said, “You look like Selena Gomez.” May I say I am no Selena Gomez, but I am quite flattered.
Zach: I’m going to open my own frozen yogurt shop and name it Blue Waffle.
Zach: Do you think I can get away with that?
Zach: …. Why aren’t you saying anything?
Me: …. Get out of this truck.
I need to get over to my crib
And do that night thing
Cuz I’m in love with a blogger
She poppin’, she scrollin’, she scrollin’
She sliding down that dash and
I’m in love with a blogger
She postin’, she shippin’, she shippin’
I’m not going nowhere Tumblr, I’m stayin’
So there’s this app where you can design cute little clothes and ONE OF THE MODELS IS A SLOTH. Sloth fandom unite!!!
Today, Easter, is my friend’s birthday so I made her a card with all my Photoshop skills.
When people reblog your stuff, but you gain no followers 
yah. I’m talking bout you. I see you.
