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staff: Everyone, I’m elated to tell you that Tumblr will be joining Yahoo. Before touching on how awesome this is, let me try to allay any concerns: We’re not turning purple. Our headquarters isn’t moving. Our team isn’t changing. Our roadmap isn’t changing. And our mission – to empower…
Me: WHEN I WAS
Me: A YOUNG BOY
Dad: oh God
Me: MY FATHER
Dad: not again
Me: TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
Dad: no I didn't
Me: TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
Dad: you're not even a boy
letterstogodptiii: tea-books-and-blankets: yaygocats: discomplete: “i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography “I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel. “I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy “I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my cellular number snapchat twitter facebook skype email facetime first born you know, anything you want
I wanna be in a long term relationship
Not the type where we break up, get back together, break up, get back together. i wanna be in a long term relationship where we have troubles and we work things out. No matter what. No breaks, no second guessing. A legit long term relationship
Lets just create a new blog site called YahooSucks.
whiskey-memories: bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
fourlittlehobbits: when it comes to reading i’m either reading 400 pages a day or taking a month to read 200 there is no inbetween
partybarackisinthehousetonight: i can’t believe it. i can’t believe your hips lied to me This. This is my life.
r-amp: itunes has got it all wrong the hottest single of the year is me
How come other people my age look 25 and I look like I’m 12?
Relax. You will become an adult. You will figure out your career. You will find...– Johanna de Silentio (via qoldlush)
buttsdotcom: I need to lose 30 pounds in today
inbox: moo bitch get out the hay